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Joined: Mar 17, 2004
Posts: 2781
Location: Canada Ontario

Send edgy quotes with a twist of humor. Don't be afraid to take risks and
tell the truth.


Brainstorms:


-What have you said to a friend lately, that made them laugh?


-Think of your best friend. What do you want to say to them on their
birthday? What specifically is great about them?


-What do you not understand about teenagers?


-What is the best thing you like about your spouse? How would you say it to them?


-If your Aunt lost her husband, and you wrote a sympathy note to her, what would you say?


-What is the best piece of advice your pet would give you?


-Think of a child you know. What would you say to them if they felt
discouraged?


-Think of someone who did something nice for you lately. What would you say to them?


-If your pet had a voice, what is his opinion about birthdays, specific
holidays or what confuses him about the world?


-Think of someone you love. How can you tell them you love them without
using the word “love.”


-What have you wanted to scream out loud lately, that seems obvious, but
nobody notices it?


-Who is last person you know that graduated? What advice do you wish you could give them?




Quotes should be appropriate for a greeting card, bookmark or coffee mug. They must be less than 20 words, the shorter the better. All work must be original (by you). Keep a copy of your work. Quotes can be sent year around.



Looking for: Everyday humor, women’s humor, Pet voices, Birthday, Thank You,

Thinking of you, Miss you, Valentine’s Day, Love, Sympathy, Wedding,
Christmas, Mother’s and Father’s Day.




HOW TO SUBMIT


-Email to: quotesub@aol. com Subject line: QUOTE SUBMISSION.


-Send submission in "body of email" (Please do not send attachments) .


-Separate each quote by lines of blank spaces, so they are easier to read.


-Send as many quotes as you want.


-Include permanent, long-term contact information (a second email address, mailing address, phone number). Writers sometimes send email addresses that expire, and later there is no way to reach them.


- Payment per quote $50.
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