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mommatiger
PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It can't be that bad honey. The moniter isn't up very high.


That sure is a long needle they are going to put in your back.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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to be asked by her family :

Why you are late ?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Good god woman could you hurry up, the game starts in Half an hour.

Ya might end up dead if you was to tell your wife that in Labor....
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A TRUE STORY: THE NIGHT NANCY WAS BORN:

Janie- “Take me to the hospital now!
Ray- “In a minute I want to see the end of this show!

She turned in to Linda Blair from the exorcist…..She picked took a meat tenderizer from the kitchen drawer and threw it at the screen on the TV, mind you she broke the television.

Janie-“Shows all over now! Get me to the hospital or I will kill you! She had a knife in her hand.

Ray- “OK” If you fell that way. I said with a tremble in my voice, I mean she was dead on with the tenderizer at the TV Screen.

We get to the hospital, and we get her settled in, she is in labor for 6 or seven hours I believe. She was never a violent or hateful person, but that night she used language, and broke TV’s..

Ray-“Just a little more pushing honey and you will have the baby.”

Janie—“you f----in push, I am out of here!

She then tried to get up with the baby crowning and, about to be delivered, she was done with the whole thing….

I was an SOB that if I ever even came near her again would be, missing something…Of course after the baby was born and she slept through the night, and I came to see her the next morning….the Demon that possessed her was gone…we went on to have my SON…She opted for the epidural with him….
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