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Rose
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 Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:51 pm Post subject: What shouldn't you say to a woman in labor? |
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Pure Essence
Joined: Mar 17, 2004
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Location: Canada Ontario
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noreenann
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Promising member
Joined: Apr 23, 2007
Posts: 15
Location: Florida
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Are you okay?
Noreen Ann Jenkins
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Smitty
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Mr. Winkle
Joined: May 27, 2006
Posts: 139
Location: Bellbrook, Ohio
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| Honey, can you wait til this inning is over? |
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angelicalmist
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Honorary Crew
Joined: Mar 07, 2007
Posts: 100
Location: Salinas, Puerto Rico
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It will be over soon.......
It may take forever for some women, so...... |
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Smitty
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Mr. Winkle
Joined: May 27, 2006
Posts: 139
Location: Bellbrook, Ohio
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| Sweetie, could you let go of my lower lip? |
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Cparker
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Monkey Boy
Joined: Sep 26, 2004
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Location: Portugal/London
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Arrghhh... damnit, just hit my funny bone. Owww! Could you rub it better for me?
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Smitty
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Mr. Winkle
Joined: May 27, 2006
Posts: 139
Location: Bellbrook, Ohio
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| Just focus on this furry little seal. Remember what the lamaze instructor said? Just focus on.............. nice throw honey. That nurse never saw it coming. |
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pebbles
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| Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:22 pm Post subject: What Not To Say. |
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Boy Genius
Joined: Dec 01, 2005
Posts: 129
Location: Massachusetts
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This is fun. I hope we have five more.  |
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StormSpinner
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Super Newbie
Joined: May 23, 2007
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Location: Burleson, Texas USA
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OH, C'MON: YOU'RE NOT HAVING AS MUCH PAIN AS YOU *THINK* YOU ARE. 
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????
This actually said to me by my military doc 22 years ago.
Wanted to rip out his UH HUH by tha roots...GRABBED onto him and tried like thunder to emasculate him, shall we say? (This was before Lorena Bobbitt.) My ex tried to make me let go, I turned to him and said, 'YOU'RE NEXT!!!!!" Needless to say, they did an emergency C-section. After 52 hours labor, it was ABOUT TIME!!!!!!!!!!
And that's the reason I only have one child. |
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Sheri1969
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Women of Faith
Joined: Nov 30, 2005
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Location: Ontario Canada
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I didn't think it was going to be like this!
Sheri1969
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Jesus Never Fails! |
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Lithium
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| Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:33 am Post subject: What shouldn't you say to a woman in labor? |
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Super Newbie
Joined: May 05, 2007
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"Gout is more painful than childbirth."
When I regained conciousness I realized broken ribs were more painful than gout! |
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Sheri1969
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Women of Faith
Joined: Nov 30, 2005
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Location: Ontario Canada
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from the husband/father of the child: "I can't stand this, I think I'm going to faint."
 uh oh - he's in trouble.
Sheri1969
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Smitty
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Mr. Winkle
Joined: May 27, 2006
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Location: Bellbrook, Ohio
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| Do you think this will take long? I have a softball game at 7. |
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quietvictimsvr
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TenderHeart
Joined: Jan 07, 2005
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Location: Kalispell, Montana
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| "Just think Dear, All I have to do is turn my head and cough!!!!!" |
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Sheri1969
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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Women of Faith
Joined: Nov 30, 2005
Posts: 298
Location: Ontario Canada
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Honey, I'll be right back - I gotta go to the bathroom.
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Oh Honey, I gotta go or I'm gonna be sick!!!!
 
Sheri1969
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