Pros and Cons of Being Kinky

Pros and Cons of Being Kinky

Author: Author:John Sammon

Kinky. Kinky. Kinky. I hate that word. First of all, it originally applied to a knot in a rope. So, why do people take a perfectly respectful word and turn it into a sexual connotation? In this case, according to the dictionary, meaning eccentric sexual practices.

That doesn’t sound too bad.

Kinky sounds worse. Kinky has a bad reputation. What are the pros and cons?

If you’re kinky, that means, you don’t make love in the usual way. Let me get this (pardon the pun) straight. This is a society based on the detestation of everything average. We don’t want to be called “average,” we don’t want our kids average, we don’t want an average house, or car…..except for sex?

We don’t want to be average in any way except for sex? Any deviation (pardon the pun) is bad? That could be a pro or con depending if you’re bored.

Most people associate the word kinky with being tied up and whipped, as well as vibrators and other equipment I won’t mention here (for delicacies sake). Besides, you already know what they are cause you have this equipment in your bathroom drawer.

The knot in the rope, remember? That has a lot to do with the word kinky. But it could mean anything.

You could become sexually aroused by licking hamburger helper off someone’s big toe.

I’m a firm believer that the more things that turn you on..the better. That’s a pro.

A con is that if you run for political office and the voters find out you like to lick big toes, it will cost you votes. The voters have their own deviant behavior, but they’re not running. They adhere firmly to a code of hypocrisy.

A pro is that when your girl friend answers the phone and says, he can’t come to the phone, he’s all tied up, she really means it.

That’s a pro.

Another pro is that when you’re all tied up, your partner has to do everything to you. All you have to do is lay back and enjoy…or hurt, as the case may be. If you’re sexually aroused by pain, is that necessarily bad? So much of your life is pain right now. Taxes, bills, work, tension, heavy traffic, ignorant relatives. What if you got some sexual arousal from these?

We have political leaders who cause you pain every day. And you ask for more. So don’t call me queer.

I believe in enjoying life, personally.

A major con is that people, most people, are seldom proud to be called kinky, or to be discovered as such in the so-called act of being kinky. One time I put on a Superman suit after I had ordered an X-rated trapeze set to hook up to the ceiling in my bedroom.

I don’t consider this too much out of the ordinary….do you? A little role playing. A little costuming.

But no, a person who I don’t like called me “kinky” just cause I used a little imagination. I found out later she likes to pluck chickens. That’s okay to her. That’s acceptable.

There’s a lot of hypocrisy here as I mentioned. That’s a con.

Baseball hitters all stand different (right or left handed), but sex is perhaps the only activity where we all have to do it the same to be accepted.

That to me is a con.

To say variety is the spice of life except for sex is another con.

A pro is that in an attempt to avoid being called “kinky,” you will engage in average sex which is more likely to produce a child…who might become the person to cure cancer. That’s a pro.

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