You may not know this, but there is only one real democracy in the world, only one country where true democratic ideals are flourishing: Libya. If you don't believe me, just ask the world's most respected authority on democracy: Muammar Gaddafi.

I realized, that if I’m to become a successful writer like Ernest Hemingway, I need a blood sport hobby like Hemingway had.

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The quarterback of my high school football team was Monte, nicknamed Mighty Monte by the local newspaper because of his sensational ability. Suitably Nordic, he was the golden boy of the school, from a well-to-do area of town. Like other standouts on the team, he had achieved the unusually early growth of a man's body.

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Today's Woman Expert Author: Melvin Durai

I’ve got this rotten dog I picked up from the pound. This dog will destroy everything you hold dear, everything of beauty. He trashed my front yard, digging holes, churning the earth into a lunar landscape. I planted some flowers.
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Should I become an exotic dancer, or use empty toilet paper rolls?"

Today's Woman Expert Author: Melvin Durai

I’m an overworked city man with a polluting old car, an aching back, endless bills and threatening letters almost daily from the IRS.

I had to play a joke on the maid at a hotel where I was staying. You know that little paper wrapper they place over the toilet seat, that thin paper band that is supposed to convince you that the facility is clean. You normally take the paper band off and throw it away when you go to use the john. Instead, I saved mine and each morning before leaving the room slipped it back on the toilet seat, giving the impression I never used it.