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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
Parenting changed me.
I realized when my daughter Brenna was born, that I was really, for the first time, vulnerable. Before, I thought I was an iron man. I was a rock, an island. The only one that could hurt me was me. That’s easy."
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Posted by rose on Sunday, June 18 @ 13:59:11 EDT (656 reads)
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| Humour: In Praise of Older Women - This week's Suddenly Senior encore |
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By Frank Kaiser
One of the perks of dufferdom is an increased capacity to appreciate people. Friends. Spouses. And, for me, women. All women.
When I was 20, I had eyes only for girls my age. Any woman over 30 was ancient, over 40 invisible.
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Posted by Rose on Friday, June 16 @ 12:32:20 EDT (2408 reads)
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| Humour: Melvin Durai's Humor Column: Low Productivity |
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Today's Woman Expert Author:
Melvin Durai
Memo to staff: Please Get some work done
To: All staff
From: Company president
Subject: Low productivity
It has come to my attention that productivity has dropped drastically since
Friday, June 9th. I’m not sure what’s going on, but please be assured that I’m
monitoring the situation closely and will suspend or terminate employees who
aren’t pulling their own weight. For the company to be successful, it’s
important for all of us to work hard. We need to learn from the examples set by
the following managers, whom I’m pleased to recognize.
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Posted by Rose on Tuesday, June 13 @ 14:41:35 EDT (616 reads)
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| Humour: The Church of the Necessity |
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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
We’ve all heard the term "agnostic." An agnostic is a person who concedes that while there is no proof God exists, he doesn’t deny God's possible existence either. Millions of agnostics believe there is something, some divine force, out there. "
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Posted by Rose on Monday, June 12 @ 21:19:47 EDT (559 reads)
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| Humour: Suddenly Senior: A Day In The Life of a Geezer |
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By Frank Kaiser
Another in the series, “The Real Truth About Getting Old”
Yesterday started out good enough.
Like most folks my age, I got up early. Drank coffee. Took my pills. Read the
paper. Feigned a couple of squats and stretches. Remembered my father's caution
"What don’t hurt, don’t work."
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Posted by Rose on Wednesday, June 07 @ 16:41:04 EDT (1333 reads)
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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
Hi Kids. It's Captain Muppie time!
Where have all the kid’s TV shows gone? Captain Kangaroo, Howdy Doody, Mister Rogers, Soupy Sales, Sheriff John."
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Posted by Rose on Monday, June 05 @ 07:58:55 EDT (762 reads)
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| Humour: Can't Communicate |
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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
My wife and I used to share mainly lust. Now, we share work and arguments. Maybe we need a vacation. The disagreements usually come on Sunday, when we're reading the paper, and I complain about the country."
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Posted by Rose on Sunday, May 28 @ 20:17:13 EDT (573 reads)
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| Humour: Melvin Durai's Humor Column: Real Proof of Bush's Popularity |
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Today's Woman Expert Author:
Melvin Durai
It may appear that President Bush's job-approval rating is low -- one poll puts it at 29 percent -- but let's not kid ourselves: The president is immensely popular. Just look at the standing ovations he gets whenever he makes a speech. Everybody loves him, aside from a few people who have to be led away by security.
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Posted by rose on Sunday, May 21 @ 10:44:51 EDT (516 reads)
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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
Okay, you’ve got these little pieces of wood on the ends of your fingers and toes called fingernails and toenails. "
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Posted by rose on Wednesday, May 17 @ 23:00:19 EDT (1560 reads)
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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
Conformity in dress is the key.
One of the great sorrows has been to see the way corporate America and Europe have standardized dress in the world to the point where everybody now wears a suit and tie."
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Posted by Rose on Monday, May 15 @ 20:52:23 EDT (688 reads)
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