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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
I figure that because I live just for weekends, I'm currently eight years old."
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Posted by Rose on Wednesday, August 02 @ 19:49:22 EDT (497 reads)
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| Humour: Don't call me a Plagiarist |
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Today's Woman Expert Author:
Melvin Durai
Let me make one thing clear: I am not a plagiarist. I have never plagiarized anything, though I'm willing to admit that the title of my new book "How Gopal Mehta Got Dissed, Got Riled, and Got a Knife" is somewhat similar to the title of another young-adult novel that was recently withdrawn from bookstores. I'm also willing to admit that certain passages in my book are somewhat similar to the passages in 13 other books, seven magazine pieces, and four John Kerry speeches.
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Posted by Rose on Tuesday, July 25 @ 16:00:39 EDT (536 reads)
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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
I got a call, answered the phone, and heard a feminine voice on the other end sounding officious, bureaucratic, soulless and heartless.<"
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Posted by Rose on Saturday, July 15 @ 13:48:41 EDT (526 reads)
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| Humour: Melvin Durai's Humor Column: Alphabet Book |
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Today's Woman Expert Author:
Melvin Durai
"'A' IS FOR 'ARREST,' 'B' IS FOR 'BAIL'"
The bookstore has dozens of books that teach children the alphabet. Some do it through popular characters such as Big Bird and Elmo, others by showing everyday life: 'F' is always for 'Firefighter,' 'K' is for 'Kite,' and 'O' is for 'Outsourcing.' Then there's one that's rather popular in the big city, written by a mother to help her children understand their father's drug and alcohol problems:
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Posted by Rose on Tuesday, July 11 @ 20:43:53 EDT (467 reads)
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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
All my life I’ve been naïve. And once, a naive boytoy.
How naïve?
In middle school, the girls were to take a posture test, and had to strip down to their panties in the gym. The boys were ordered to a designated room while this was going on, but I was daydreaming and didn’t hear the announcement."
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Posted by Rose on Saturday, July 08 @ 19:12:26 EDT (524 reads)
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| Humour: Melvin Durai's Humor Column: Proud New Yorkers |
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Today's Woman Expert Author:
Melvin Durai
Reader's Digest has rated New York "the most polite major city in the entire world." People in other cities were quite shocked to hear this, but not as shocked as the folks in New York. "Polite? Us?" one man said. "Get the &%$# out of here!"
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Posted by Rose on Sunday, July 02 @ 22:47:05 EDT (542 reads)
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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
Holidays aren't what they seem. The only significance I can find with the Fourth of July is that we all take the holiday together. We take the day off, fire up the barbecue, drink beer, go to the beach or forest, clog the freeways----make love-----all on the same day (those on the east coast do it three hours earlier)."
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Posted by Rose on Sunday, July 02 @ 22:41:10 EDT (558 reads)
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| Humour: Falling Down the Donut Hole? What now? - This week's Suddenly Senior encore |
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By Frank Kaiser
HELP! I have reached the donut hole. My income is less than $13,500 and I would qualify for all kinds of help — except I have some meager savings. Why should I be penalized for being prudent enough to save a few thousand for my old age? (Thinking that Congress and the AARP would help me with my old age — 80 — was a fantasy.) This gift to Big Pharma is a bad joke on old folks. Can you help people like me? — Romaine Galey Hon, Boise, ID
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Posted by Rose on Thursday, June 22 @ 17:02:30 EDT (579 reads)
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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
Why two slabs of flesh? Okay. Two slabs of flesh forming a crack at your backside. "
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Posted by Rose on Wednesday, June 21 @ 17:52:17 EDT (465 reads)
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| Humour: Letter to a Spammer |
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By Mel
I woke to a full email box. Oh joy! I love comments! But comment after comment came from spammers who intended to infiltrate my blog with the links. After deleting thirty comments, my inner annoyance bubbled up and this is the result.
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Posted by Rose on Sunday, June 18 @ 22:48:55 EDT (1010 reads)
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