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| Humour: Melvin Durai's Humor Column: Never too Early for Christmas Lights |
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Author: Melvin Durai
My wife and I recently moved into a house in another part of town and I’ve been checking out the neighborhood during my daily jog, noticing all sorts of interesting stuff as I run to the mailbox and back. Some folks down the street have already put up their Christmas lights. But I shouldn’t be surprised. After all, Christmas is only four months away.
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Posted by Rose on Friday, September 29 @ 15:15:50 EDT (706 reads)
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Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon
I’ve got the greatest car in the world. My 1982 Toyota Celica. You talk about your great cars. How great?"
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Posted by Rose on Tuesday, September 26 @ 22:31:24 EDT (670 reads)
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| Humour: Melvin Durai's Humor Column: Buy Yourself a Carefree Flight |
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Author:Melvin Durai
Do you have trouble flying these days? Are you often
mistaken for a terrorist? Does your in-flight behavior cause pilots to request an Air Force escort to the nearest airport? If so, you've come to the right place. We at Flying Comfort Inc. understand your concerns and have developed a line of products to improve your flying experience, to help you get to your destination faster, without making a stopover at Guantanamo Bay.
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Posted by Rose on Wednesday, September 13 @ 16:57:14 EDT (630 reads)
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Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon
The first date's the hardest. My false imaginary image of myself at sixteen as a romantic swinging James Bond (I went to the movies often and this was who I wanted to be) was severely injured when I went on the first real date of my life with a girl named Sally Wood."
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Posted by Rose on Wednesday, September 13 @ 16:50:59 EDT (602 reads)
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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
You too can be a good cheat. Here are some poker tips on how you can shamefully and with great pettiness; malice and greed, cheat at cards by that most cheap shot of all----distracting your opponent. "
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Posted by Rose on Sunday, September 03 @ 20:04:38 EDT (513 reads)
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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
I got busted by a sexy woman.
My car smoked, and I knew I was in trouble. I was waiting at a red light. A Highway Patrol car pulled up behind. I looked in my rearview. The cop car was almost swallowed by wafting billows of dense white smoke coming from my tailpipe."
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Posted by Rose on Monday, August 28 @ 22:58:49 EDT (652 reads)
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| Humour: Melvin Durai's Humor Column: Waiting for the President to Check Out |
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Today's Woman Expert Author:
Melvin Durai
The other day, while eating at an Indian restaurant, I met an immigrant from Zimbabwe, a friendly middle-aged man who had not visited his homeland in years. "I want to go back,"
he said. "I'm waiting for Mugabe to die."
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Posted by Rose on Sunday, August 20 @ 16:01:50 EDT (532 reads)
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| Humour: Phobias Weird and Wild |
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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
You’re a bunch of sickos.
Talk about sick. Look at some of these phobias we have today. I’m not talking about common phobias like Claustrophobia (fear of confined spaces) or Acrophobia (fear of heights). Everybody’s afraid of those. "
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Posted by Rose on Sunday, August 20 @ 15:52:40 EDT (2068 reads)
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Gregan writes "
Today's Woman Expert Author:
John Sammon
Life is a struggle to be unique.
Little things irritate me.
For example, every time I get in my car, the only other person getting into their car at the same time, is the car parked next to mine. "
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Posted by Rose on Sunday, August 13 @ 13:36:00 EDT (546 reads)
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| Humour: Melvin Durai's Humor Column: Alien Report |
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Today's Woman Expert Author:
Melvin Durai
"The Aliens Keep Looking Down on Earth"
The other day, there was another UFO sighting over America. And just a week or
so later, on the planet of Serena, many galaxies away, the Minister of
Intergalactic Affairs and other leaders gathered in the main chamber of the
House of Serenity to hear a report from Ruba Pontuba, a heroic space traveler
who had just returned from her second mission to Earth.
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Posted by Rose on Monday, August 07 @ 17:55:33 EDT (611 reads)
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