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Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon
I’ve got a new career selling snail slime from Niger. The beautiful African country of Niger, formerly the world’s largest exporter of gnats, and yellow pancake for making A-bombs. "
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Posted by Rose on Monday, January 01 @ 20:18:40 EST (1685 reads)
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| Humour: New Year's Non-Resolutions |
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Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon
This New Year’s holiday why don’t you do yourself a favor and skip those resolutions that you intend to fulfill, and try to carry out for three weeks, only to abandon. Instead, make non-resolutions that you have no intention of keeping from the start. "
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Posted by Rose on Saturday, December 16 @ 17:12:10 EST (772 reads)
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| Humour: Melvin Durai's Humor Column: Celebrity Names |
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Author:Melvin Durai
Did you hear what GeoLa did the other day? They hosted a holiday party at the White House and expressed some touching words. L-Bush wished everyone in the world, including the troops in Iraq, a happy holiday season, while G-Bush said he was hoping that everyone in the world, including the troops, would enjoy a white Christmas.
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Posted by Rose on Monday, December 04 @ 21:57:01 EST (801 reads)
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| Humour: Melvin Durai's Humor Column: Aroma of Curry |
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Author:Melvin Durai
A scant two weeks had passed since we moved into our
temporary apartment in Toronto and we had yet to meet our neighbors across the narrow hall. But as I stood in the entryway one evening with my two daughters, waiting for my wife, Malathi, to return from her daily jog, I noticed that the neighbors had left a message on their door, presumably for us.
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Posted by Rose on Saturday, November 25 @ 14:37:04 EST (662 reads)
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| Humour: Thanksgiving Good and Bad |
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Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon
Thanksgiving is coming, and I reflect on its history and the impact it has (however briefly) on our own daily lives. "
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Posted by Rose on Thursday, November 16 @ 21:40:31 EST (1145 reads)
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Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon
I’m talking to this guy and he has a huge Adam’s apple. I can’t help it. I can’t look in his eyes. I have to watch his Adam’s apple, as it bobs up and down. "
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Posted by Rose on Thursday, November 09 @ 22:59:21 EST (1590 reads)
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| Humour: Melvin Durai's Humor Column: Domestic Dad |
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Author:Melvin Durai
For several years now, I've been a stay-at-home dad, feeding the kids, getting them dressed and refereeing all the fights, while my wife goes to the university to work. You may call me "Mr. Mom" or "Mr. Homemaker," but I prefer a more respectable term: "houseband."
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Posted by Rose on Tuesday, November 07 @ 14:22:36 EST (728 reads)
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Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon
Last year was the last straw on the pumpkin.
I’m not going out on Halloween this year, not after what happened last year. This year I’m going to stay home and hand out candy and get scared when the candy runs low and the kids are still coming, and panic thinking that if I run out, I’ll have to douse the candles on the pumpkins, turn out the lights, lock the gate and pretend I’m not home."
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Posted by Rose on Friday, October 27 @ 18:18:19 EDT (643 reads)
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| Humour: Are You a Floot, or a Nooter? |
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Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon
My desire is just too much. All my life I have been burdened with an overwhelming sexual desire. That means I want to be doing it twenty four hours a day. Why? Why was I cursed with this? I’m not happy. Who would be. Since I can’t get enough (sex), there’s never enough. "
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Posted by Rose on Sunday, October 22 @ 23:59:33 EDT (697 reads)
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| Humour: See You in the Cave |
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Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon
The English language, the language of Shakespeare, is a glorious language that I have deep reverence for. And I’m very proud it’s my primary tongue (that doesn’t mean I think I’m better, just modestly and effortlessly superior…..like an Englishman). "
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Posted by Rose on Friday, October 06 @ 13:06:49 EDT (658 reads)
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