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| Humour: Murdered Killer Bees |
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Gregan writes "Author: John Sammon
This is it. This is really the end…maybe. The end of the world."
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Posted by Rose on Wednesday, May 30 @ 21:14:16 EDT (1252 reads)
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| Humour: Melvin Durai's Humor Column: Kissing Shilpa |
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Author:Melvin Durai
What a year it's been for Shilpa Shetty. The Bollywood actress has gained immense exposure around the world,
grabbing headlines in major newspapers and getting every TV host in America, even the national ones, to mangle her name.
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Posted by Rose on Monday, May 07 @ 00:07:18 EDT (920 reads)
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| Humour: Astronauts face many challenges |
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Author: Melvin Durai
By the time she returns to Earth, astronaut Sunita Williams will have spent more than six months inside the international space station. It takes endurance to be an astronaut and Williams is proving to be tougher than most. If you don't think she's tough, just picture yourself spending half a year in an enclosed space with two men who never take baths.
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Posted by Rose on Tuesday, April 17 @ 15:32:30 EDT (977 reads)
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| Humour: Melvin Durai's Humor Column: Begging for a Career |
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Author:Melvin Durai
"Excuse me, do you have a nickel or dime?" the clean-cut, thirtyish man asked me. "I'm trying to buy a doughnut." I opened my wallet and gave him 50 cents, then watched as he approached another man with the same request, pocketing a few more coins. He seemed so smooth, so casual, that I couldn't help thinking, "There goes a real professional."
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Posted by Rose on Tuesday, April 03 @ 14:32:52 EDT (872 reads)
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Gregan writes "Author: John Sammon
April is a green, squishy month.
April is the month when it rained yesterday, and you look out in your front yard and it’s bright sunshine today, and everything is steaming. The earth is damp and steaming from the sunlight hitting it, the plants are steaming. The dog poop is steaming. "
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Posted by Rose on Monday, March 19 @ 02:31:08 EDT (817 reads)
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Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon
February is a real strange month, because it’s sort of the beginning of the downside (ending) of winter, and it has two sort-of holidays, one on the way down (devalued), and of course, a non-holiday, Valentine’s Day. "
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Posted by Rose on Thursday, February 15 @ 19:55:19 EST (635 reads)
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| Humour: 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter |
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By W. Bruce Cameron
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest. He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding out a handshake that, when gripped, felt like it could squeeze carbon into diamonds.
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Posted by Rose on Sunday, February 04 @ 22:43:04 EST (1666 reads)
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Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon
I've got the gift I tell ya. I’m the greatest clairvoyant since Rasputin. Maybe I’m Rasputin come back. "
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Posted by Rose on Thursday, January 18 @ 13:42:31 EST (588 reads)
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| Humour: Too Many Hang Ups about the Death Penalty |
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Author:Melvin Durai
The death penalty -- it's not an ideal topic for a humor column, but it's the type of issue I once tackled regularly, back in the days when I was a humorist worth his weight in aluminum cans, as my wife reminded me recently. "You would have written about Saddam Hussein's hanging," she said.
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Posted by Rose on Thursday, January 18 @ 13:30:03 EST (616 reads)
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Gregan writes "John Sammon
To men, fear is what makes the world go round. You women out there, try to understand why the world is the way it is. Because of the way men are.
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Posted by Rose on Monday, January 08 @ 00:47:04 EST (5107 reads)
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