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 Humour: Slobs Take Over
Humour Gregan writes "Author: John Sammon

They're everywhere! The unwashed, the ignorant. The rampant growth of slobism worldwide is as distressing as it is disappointing, and disproves Darwin’s theory of evolution that things evolve for the better and more sophisticated."
Posted by Rose on Sunday, November 04 @ 14:49:56 EST (1119 reads)
( | Score: 5)
 Humour: Female Logic
Humour Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon

Where are those car keys? My wife loses her car keys. She’s good at it. There should be official recognition, an Oscar, crediting her brand of errant genius."
Posted by Rose on Monday, September 24 @ 19:20:50 EDT (867 reads)
( | Score: 3.5)
 Humour: You'll Always Remember Your First Time
Humour Author:Rob Bloom -Comedy Writer

Losing a loved one is never easy — especially when it’s unexpected. But looking back, I really should’ve seen it coming. Hell, the warning signs were all there.
Posted by Rose on Sunday, September 02 @ 01:12:49 EDT (771 reads)
( | Score: 4.33)
 Humour: Got Talent? Go for Your Five Minutes of Fame –It’s Fun!
Humour Author:Barbara Morris

At age 60 I was a contestant in a Ms. Senior America competition. I knew my chances of winning were slim because among other deficits, I do not sing, dance, twirl a baton or recite poetry.
Posted by Rose on Monday, August 13 @ 21:37:52 EDT (700 reads)
( | Score: 0)
 Humour: Extra Work (part two)
Humour Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon

Acting jobs have always been hard to come by. Writer's note: This is the second installment of a passage from a book I'm working on (the first snippet is titled Extra Work), that recounts in part my attempts to become a movie actor in the 1970s."
Posted by Rose on Thursday, August 09 @ 17:50:54 EDT (678 reads)
( | Score: 0)
 Humour: 59 Years Old and Still Laughing... Sort of
Humour Author: Mike Fak

Well another birthday has hit me square in the eye. I’m not sure what it means to be 59 years old since I don’t have enough active brain cells still working to fathom what reaching this age signifies.
Posted by Rose on Thursday, August 09 @ 17:41:58 EDT (852 reads)
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 Humour: They’re driving me crazy
Humour Author:Tim Bete

I’ve often said that kids are like martinis – the more you have, the looser you feel. But there’s another similarity between children and the gin-based cocktail. You shouldn’t drive when you’re under the influence of either.
Posted by Rose on Monday, July 30 @ 23:52:32 EDT (751 reads)
( | Score: 5)
 Humour: Extra Work
Humour Gregan writes "Author:By John Sammon

I worked on some really bad movies back when I was a budding actor. Below is an excerpt from a book I'm working on that recounts (in part) some of my experiences as a fledgling actor back in the 1970s, when I was appearing in some really bad movies."
Posted by Rose on Thursday, July 26 @ 23:06:08 EDT (462 reads)
( | Score: 0)
 Humour: Bush's Twisted History
Humour Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon

This guy's a trip. Reader’s Note: I did an article insulting the intelligence of President George Bush, and because I have a conscience (unlike him), I decided, well, maybe this is a bit much, and threw it out. But then on July 4, Bush as always, acted in a manner proving everything I had said was true. "
Posted by Rose on Sunday, July 08 @ 17:47:04 EDT (763 reads)
( | Score: 3)
 Humour: Captain Sixties
Humour Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon

This looks like a job for Captain Sixties. I’m Captain Sixties. I’ll say it in a lower, more manly voice."
Posted by Rose on Monday, June 25 @ 17:43:07 EDT (649 reads)
( | Score: 0)
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