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By John Sammon
Today's Woman Expert Author
My wife keeps a diary, and sometimes leaves it open with the last entry in
view on the coffee table. I'm a person who wouldn't want to read another
person's diary, even my wife's, diaries being personal. But out of a corner of
my eye, on the diary page, I saw my name. I couldn't help reading.
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Posted by Rose on Friday, February 24 @ 10:44:22 EST (734 reads)
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By John Sammon
Today's Woman Expert Author
You did this to me! Me! The king of the jungle. The ultimate muscle bound
stud. Adonis! God’s gift to women. I'm going extinct! I hope you women out there
with your equal rights are happy. You better enjoy me while you can.
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Posted by Rose on Wednesday, February 22 @ 10:47:00 EST (676 reads)
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By John Sammon
Today's Woman Expert Author
There are certain parts of the human body I just can’t figure out. For
example, testicles, you know, the little round reproductive spheres men have.
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Posted by Rose on Monday, February 20 @ 03:37:20 EST (743 reads)
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| Humour: The Steep Price of Defeating Terror |
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By Melvin Durai
Today's Woman Expert Author
President Bush has asked Congress for $72.4 billion to fund the "Global War
on Terror" through fiscal year 2006. About
$65 billion will go toward the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, bringing total
spending for the two wars to nearly $400 billion. That's a lot of money, folks,
almost $1,000 for every man, woman, child, dog, cat and goldfish in America.
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Posted by Rose on Saturday, February 18 @ 10:28:24 EST (598 reads)
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| Humour: Valentine's Day, The Toughest Test Of All |
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By Melvin Durai
When I graduated from college, I was excited about one thing: No more tests! For
the first time in my life, I was a free man. I could do as I pleased, go where I
pleased, without being graded, without someone looking at me sympathetically and
saying, "Sorry, Melvin. If you had only worked twice as hard, shown twice as
much enthusiasm in class, you might have earned yourself a 'D.' See you again
next year." (For some reason, the grading scale went from 'D' to 'F.' I'm still
trying to figure out what happened to 'E.')
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Posted by Rose on Saturday, February 11 @ 14:09:25 EST (553 reads)
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| Humour: Thinking Man: Get Out Of My Bathroom |
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By Steve Hofstetter
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Hofstetter
I am a good tipper. I
always have been. I tip for food and cabs and help with
my luggage, and anything else that
seems appropriate. But I see no reason to tip
someone that helps me wash my hands against my
will.
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Posted by Rose on Wednesday, August 10 @ 09:32:39 EDT (1072 reads)
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