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Gregan writes "by John Sammon
Do you wear your underwear dirty?
I do. Sue me.
My co-workers in the office are not aware of my underwear. Granted, it’s not something you may think a lot about. I can’t help it. It gets dirty so fast. Just chalk this up to being human.
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Posted by Rose on Saturday, September 27 @ 13:27:34 EDT (232 reads)
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| Humour: FRIENDS & WRITERS |
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Shimmerfall writes "by Karen Elizabeth Rigley
Writing can become, ah, a bit of an obssession. Quiz yourself to see if you have a balance or if you are socially-impaired like me.
Where did the myth of lonely writers come from? Real life. Probably mine. The weird hours, concentration and total submersion into our craft, take a heavy toll on our social lives. "
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Posted by Rose on Wednesday, September 17 @ 14:17:30 EDT (231 reads)
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Gregan writes "by John Sammon
“That isn’t the Scott McClellan I knew. Is that the Scott McClellan you knew?”
“No! The Scott McClellan I knew could tell a lie we told him and then keep a lie a lie.”
“What are we gonna do?”
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Posted by Rose on Sunday, June 08 @ 12:18:09 EDT (449 reads)
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| Humour: North Korean Propaganda Leaflet |
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
A North Korean propaganda leaflet was dropped on me from out of the sky by a MIG (North Korean) jet fighter. I was manning a checkpoint at the Bridge of No Return (The Loneliest Outpost in the World it was called then), in 1972. I looked up and saw leaflets fluttering down. I caught one.
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Posted by Rose on Wednesday, May 14 @ 13:55:56 EDT (545 reads)
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
I have a plan to repopulate the universe in my own image. Aren’t you tired of everybody looking different and having different opinions than you, always complaining and squabbling? Look at this election. Aren’t you sick of it?
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Posted by Rose on Monday, May 05 @ 22:24:44 EDT (464 reads)
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| Humour: Words That Sound Sexually Deviant |
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
You’ve heard me many times complain about how many words the English language has, too many, many of them meaning the same thing. Why do we need three words that all mean the same thing? Like “screw,” which can mean tightening a metal fastener. "
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Posted by Rose on Tuesday, April 15 @ 20:51:27 EDT (837 reads)
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Gregan writes " By John Sammon
My daughter and I have your average father teenage daughter relationship.
She has total disdain for me.
How did I manage to achieve this lofty distinction? I tried to be fair. That must be it. In other words, weak.
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Posted by Rose on Saturday, March 01 @ 23:14:15 EST (644 reads)
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| Humour: Scientific Research does Wonders for our lives |
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By Melvin Durai
Where would we be without scientific research? Six feet under, probably. I say "probably" because some of us might still be moving around, the ones who've had their ashes scattered in the ocean.
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Posted by Rose on Thursday, February 14 @ 00:55:29 EST (616 reads)
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Gregan writes "
By John Sammon
A boss calls an employee into his office to tell him he is fired, terminated. Those words are not politically correct today, so more wimpy ones are used, with the resulting confusion as seen below.
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Posted by Rose on Tuesday, January 29 @ 21:27:28 EST (748 reads)
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| Humour: Identity Theft and Uh-Huh |
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Gregan writes "Identity Theft and Uh-Huh
By John Sammon
I had a guy call me on the phone and try to sell me some identity theft security system or something. It was a recording on the phone, so I couldn’t talk to him directly. Nevertheless, I gave him what for."
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Posted by Rose on Sunday, January 13 @ 14:40:13 EST (678 reads)
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