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| Humour: North Korean Propaganda Leaflet |
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
A North Korean propaganda leaflet was dropped on me from out of the sky by a MIG (North Korean) jet fighter. I was manning a checkpoint at the Bridge of No Return (The Loneliest Outpost in the World it was called then), in 1972. I looked up and saw leaflets fluttering down. I caught one.
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Posted by Rose on Wednesday, May 14 @ 13:55:56 EDT (29 reads)
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
I have a plan to repopulate the universe in my own image. Aren’t you tired of everybody looking different and having different opinions than you, always complaining and squabbling? Look at this election. Aren’t you sick of it?
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Posted by Rose on Monday, May 05 @ 22:24:44 EDT (81 reads)
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| Humour: Words That Sound Sexually Deviant |
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
You’ve heard me many times complain about how many words the English language has, too many, many of them meaning the same thing. Why do we need three words that all mean the same thing? Like “screw,” which can mean tightening a metal fastener. "
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Posted by Rose on Tuesday, April 15 @ 20:51:27 EDT (220 reads)
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Gregan writes " By John Sammon
My daughter and I have your average father teenage daughter relationship.
She has total disdain for me.
How did I manage to achieve this lofty distinction? I tried to be fair. That must be it. In other words, weak.
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Posted by Rose on Saturday, March 01 @ 23:14:15 EST (369 reads)
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| Humour: Scientific Research does Wonders for our lives |
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By Melvin Durai
Where would we be without scientific research? Six feet under, probably. I say "probably" because some of us might still be moving around, the ones who've had their ashes scattered in the ocean.
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Posted by Rose on Thursday, February 14 @ 00:55:29 EST (344 reads)
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Gregan writes "
By John Sammon
A boss calls an employee into his office to tell him he is fired, terminated. Those words are not politically correct today, so more wimpy ones are used, with the resulting confusion as seen below.
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Posted by Rose on Tuesday, January 29 @ 21:27:28 EST (416 reads)
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| Humour: Identity Theft and Uh-Huh |
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Gregan writes "Identity Theft and Uh-Huh
By John Sammon
I had a guy call me on the phone and try to sell me some identity theft security system or something. It was a recording on the phone, so I couldn’t talk to him directly. Nevertheless, I gave him what for."
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Posted by Rose on Sunday, January 13 @ 14:40:13 EST (396 reads)
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| Humour: Mike Fak's, Blundering Through the News - Fak’s “Funny Quotes” 2007 Final Editio |
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Author:Mike Fak
At the end of every year, I find it essential I clean up my documents files. They have become too cumbersome again so I have to save and clean but mostly delete the past year's rantings. As I sit here I'm having a masseuse massage my pointer finger from using the delete key so much, I have found a fondness for these quotes and thus have saved them from electronic extinction. I will keep these along with others for that future, never to be printed book, "The Funniest Things I ever said; Although I don't Remember when."
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Posted by Rose on Tuesday, January 08 @ 19:40:50 EST (425 reads)
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| Humour: Five Sexual Positions You May Not Have Thought Of |
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Gregan writes "Author:John Sammon
Here are five different options for having more sexual fun in the bedroom that you may not have thought of attempting as of yet, but will after I tell you how to do them. I assure you I have tried these myself with highly satisfactory results (at least for me)."
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Posted by Rose on Friday, December 28 @ 12:58:13 EST (1448 reads)
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Gregan writes "Author: John Sammon
They're everywhere! The unwashed, the ignorant. The rampant growth of slobism worldwide is as distressing as it is disappointing, and disproves Darwin’s theory of evolution that things evolve for the better and more sophisticated."
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Posted by Rose on Sunday, November 04 @ 14:49:56 EST (940 reads)
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