No real Kittens were harmed in the making of this post
Tasteless.com tracks down the world’s weirdest, funniest, and most shocking and tasteless products and makes them available to people like myself and maybe even you who enjoys usual, shocking and funny products. Take for example this cat. I know you are thinking it’s a stuff cat, big deal.
Ever have one of those days when you just want to rip a cat’s head off? Well now you can thanks to Tasteless.com. Nothing relieves stress better than ripping the head off an innocent kitty (toy kitty that is) just ask my counselor whom I gave a kitty too. After-all being a counseling psychologist must be a stressful job. She wasted no time ripping poor kitty’s head off. She was telling me how her own cat was stressing her out and sometimes she just wants to rip it’s head off. ( I was a counseling psychologist for a few minutes there.) Don’t worry Peta people, she never would.
I gave the other stress cat to my friend Danny who plans to give it to her husband who is also stressed with their pet cat who has started urinating on their couch.
So, whenever you are feeling stressed, the kids are not listening, your husband has not completed his to-do list etc simply pick up your Stress Kitty, grab the furry little head, and yank it off. Trust me, you will feel so much better. When you are all relaxed simply Velcro the head right back on and your kitty is as good as new. Stress Kitty is about 3-inches tall and, on a sickness scale of 1 – 10, Gary ranks it about a 15.
Meet our new friend Garry Apple, Garry is CEO of Tasteless.com. As an e-commerce pioneer and veteran comedy writer he has created successful websites such as Stupid.com and stupid.tv and has worked as a comedy writer for tons of sitcoms and animated programs, including The Simpsons.
The Ultimate Stress Toy Giveaway
Gary is giving away 3 Stress Relief Kitties to 3 lucky Today’s Woman Winners. To enter simply visit Tasteless.com have a look around and come back here and tell us another product you would like to own. Also leave a comment on Mooning Lawn Gnome.
For extra entries: (Did you do the first two?)
- Follow us on Pintrest
- Follow @TodaysWomanCo on Twitter
- Blog about this Giveaway (two entries)
- Tweet three times daily: I entered to rip the head of a kitty thanks to tasteless.com & Todayswomanco http://bit.ly/QjNVgG
Giveaway is open to US and Canadian residents 18 years and over. Will end on Mon, Aug 27th at 8:00 EST. One person per household may enter.
Congratulation to Wanda, BC Edwards and Amanda Phillips.